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Charles Sowell

It’s a fish story, for sure

by Charles Sowell

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Aug
22

You have to go a goodly distance these days to find a good fly tying table – a place where lies take on legendary proportion and are told with a Mark Twain kind of panache.

The atmosphere is important. Trendy, upper end fly shops usually don’t have a good tying table. Oh, the flies might be OK, even superior. But it’s hard to get in the mood for a whopper when you feel like you’re sitting in an Abercrombie & Finch.

Racks filled with high end clothing, peppered with posters of hyper-thin almost dressed female models facing belly on to a set of male six-pack abs tends to cause the mind to wander into zones not usually associated with good fish stories.

It doesn’t matter how many racks of fly rods are coupled with it.

Greenville used to have two good tying tables. One was at Spider Littleton’s shop on Augusta Road; the other was across town at Foothills Fly Fishing.

Both are gone now. Greenville’s only fly shop these days fills a corner at Luthi’s Pawn Shop on Washington Street where you can find good fishing gear and hock your stereo at facing counters.

Spider showed up one morning at the Chattooga River Fly Shop in Mountain Rest – arguably proud owners of the one remaining perfect tying table in South Carolina.

It was the stuff of which legends are made.

A coffee pot hissed in the corner where the cash register is illuminated by a much-used old table lamp. The tying table located between the corkboard feather racks and a specially imported hickory trunk that’s decorated with nets and has a rubber copperhead poking its head out of a hole at the base.

If the snake doesn’t give you a clue that odd things happen frequently here – nothing will.

Jason Galloway, part owner of the shop, just finished his story about a guy who won a one-fly fishing contest with a piece of red yarn tied to a hook – to the uninitiated, that fly’s known as a San Juan worm – when Spider launched into an epic.

“I was sitting around the shop and I got a call from one of my customers,” Spider said. There were sirens howling in the background and you could hear a motor roaring.

“Spider, they tell me I’m not gonna make it,” a muffled voce said – barely discernable over the racket.

“What happened, Jack?” Spider asked.

“Line got wrapped in a laurel,” Jack said and groaned. “When I tried to pull it loose I scraped up against a hornet nest and they swarmed me.”

“Dang,” Spider said. “Why you callin’ me?”

“So you can call my wife,” Jack said. “She won’t take it well that I lost my new fly rod.”

“Can I sell you another one?” Spider, ever sympathetic, asked.

“Dang you Spider!” Jack shouted into the phone.

In the background Spider heard a medic ask if Jack needed another shot for pain.

“Anyway, I was so swole up they had to cut me out of my waders before they put me in the ambulance… must have got stung 50 times,” Jack said.

“You want me to order you another pair?” Spider asked.

“Dang you Spider!” Jack shouted into the phone.

Spider heard the medic holler to the driver to step on it and the line went dead.

Two weeks later Jack walked into Spider’s shop dressed in beekeeper’s togs – complete with a net helmet.

“What you up to, Jack?” Spider said.

“Gonna go back at get that hornet’s nest stuff it in a garbage sack and bring it back. I want to hang it in my office,” Jack said, holding up two cans or hornet spray. “Wanta go?”

Spider poured himself another cup of coffee and looked at Jack. “Naw, I’ll pass on that one.”

“Suit yourself,” Jack said and headed for the door.

“Hey,” Spider shouted as the door was closing behind Jack. “Be sure to dose that nest again with bug killer before you open the bag. Hornets have a way of coming back on you.”

“He must not have paid me much attention, cause he got swarmed again at his office,” Spider said to Jason – who was wiping tears of laugher from his eyes.

“Never did sell that boy another rod.”

Lyn Riddle

On embracing what seems impossible

by Lyn Riddle

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Aug
1

Converse College graduated its first masters in fine arts in creative writing on Saturday, and I was one.

It’s been a two-year effort – at once exhilarating and exhausting. There were moments I was not quite sure I was going to see the ceremony in Twichell Auditorium.

That’s because low-residency certainly doesn’t mean low work. It equals, at the very least, a part-time job.

It’s also not for people who think every word they write shines like expertly cut diamonds. Faculty and your friends in workshop stand by to erase that image.

And, after about three decades in the news business, I showed up to learn to write fiction. I’ve been saying to my journalism students at Furman University for a long time, “Good writing is good writing.” That is true. But writing from your imagination is a whole lot different from writing from your notebook. And, while journalism can be literary, it most often is not.

The first time I heard about the MFA program was when I interviewed Converse President Betsy Fleming about the school’s efforts to step into the world of creativity, to make its mark as a place where reaching for what seems impossible is commonplace.

I knew then I would apply once the program started. June 2009 brought the first residency, 10 days of lectures and workshops.

The 16 of us met in the lobby of a dorm on campus, and I am pleased to say, I was not the oldest one. Interestingly it was a mix of folks with established careers – some in areas very different from writing – and recent college graduates. One woman was from southern California, another Seattle. A woman whose husband is a certified rocket scientist came from Florida. Most were from the Upstate.

Phillip Belcher, the executive director of the Mary Black Foundation in Spartanburg, was a poetry student. He already had graduate degrees in law and theology. Jeffrey Schrecongost, a former Mauldin High School teacher and fiction student, had a master’s in liberal arts. Kasey Ray-Stokes, a creative non-fiction student from Savannah, had made award-winning films.

Sometime on the fourth day into the residency I realized this was nothing short of a marathon. The day started as early as eight if you had a meeting with your mentor, craft lectures, lunch, a three-hour workshop, another lecture, night readings, homework. Twelve-hour days. At least.

I don’t know of any other experience I’ve had that can compare to an MFA workshop. No editor combed through my work with such specificity. The word ransacked comes to mind. I left my first workshop feeling as if I had been flat run over by a truck. And the driver backed up. It was brutal.

But then something amazing happened. We were told to rewrite a few pages of the 20 we handed in. And when, later in the week, we reviewed that, it was called exquisite. A phrase I wrote was considered inspired. I was a student. I was learning. My teachers were published authors who could articulate the mysteries of every good novel I’d read.

I left there with a reading list of about a dozen books and five due dates for writing assignments and book critiques. That semester, the work was to be sent to my mentor by email, other semesters hard copies were required. I, for one, helped FedEx with my tendency toward working right up until the deadline.

And, yes, I’ll admit one particular semester I missed a couple.

I wrote short stories about a hairdresser with a drug problem, a mother unable to have an adult relationship with her daughter, a man who left his wife for another only to find heartbreak himself.

During the second year, I returned to the business that took me to Converse in the first place, a novel I had dallied with for years. I worked under the expert tutelage of two-time novelist Leslie Pietrzyk. Her lessons are as integrated in my writing life as my Mac. No character is all bad or all good, nor should he be a plot device. Clip off the first word of dialogue to make it more realistic. Start on a day something is different. Voice is not a standalone item.

Night after night, I finished editing the Greenville Journal and Spartanburg Journal and turned to my fictional world of Holly Hill, South Carolina, and the people who had become very real to me. The novel is half finished, bound by the Converse MFA office in a neat navy blue.

My thesis.

The impossible doesn’t quite yet seem commonplace, but certainly achievable. Half a novel awaits.