Melissa Blanton

Oh come on, tomatoes?

by Melissa Blanton

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Jul
29

Well shoot, someone stole the produce. A victim told police a white male broke into his car at Stone Plaza Pharmacy and took the following from his vehicle: A cell phone, sunglasses, maps, and, sadly, the tomatoes.

So that’s why the house has been so hot. A man called the HVAC repair guy last week after his air conditioner stopped working. When the repairman got to work he discovered the cause – someone had ripped off the copper from inside the unit.

Someone stole a laptop computer out of a Roosevelt Avenue home. They attempted to drag a mattress and box spring as well. But they must have gotten tired because the resident found the tough to tote items lying in the front yard.

Well thanks for leaving your grimy fingerprints all over the truck you robbed. Police responded to Drury Inn and Suites where a Ford F-150 had been broken into. A GPS, TV, stereo system, digital camera, camcorder, iPod and briefcase were stolen. And yes, the thief really did leave their fingerprints visible, all over the driver’s side door.

The police report of the week occurred on Laurens Road:

AN OFFICER WAS ON ROUTINE

PATROL WHEN SHE SAW A

SILVER MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE WITH

THE INTERIOR LIGHT ON AT

SUZUKI OF GREENVILLE. THE

DRIVER’S SIDE DOOR WAS AJAR,

KEYS WERE IN THE IGNITION AND

THE ENGINE WAS RUNNING. NO

SUSPICIOUS PERSONS WERE

FOUND IN THE AREA. THE

BUSINESS CONTACT CAME TO

SECURE THE VEHICLE.

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