“But officer, the door was locked.” Someone pushed in a window air conditioning unit hopped on through the opening and stole two TVs and a laptop.
“But officer they didn’t have a window air conditioning unit.” A Stonesthrow apartment was entered after someone cut a hole in an adjoining storage room wall. Nothing was taken from the apartment. Maybe the hole was too small.
“But officer they left their window OPEN.” Someone crawled through a bedroom window last week and stole a cell phone. Sadly, the thief actually answered the phone when the victim called.
“But officer my wife would not shut up about painting the kitchen.” Several gallons of paint were reported stolen from a rental property on Perry Avenue. A back window was broken.
The Oh-Man-I’m-In-Big-Trouble of the week:
A MAN REPORTED THAT A TRUCK
HE BORROWED FROM HIS BOSS
WAS STOLEN FROM THE QUALITY
INN PARKING LOT WHERE HE AND
CO-WORKERS WERE STAYING.
THE 1991 FORD F-250 TRUCK
(WHITE) HAS A GRAY CAMPER
TOP ON THE BACK AND VARIOUS
ELECTRICAL TOOLS IN THE BACK.
