I think she may be grounded, for a very long time. She apparently snagged her momma’s 2007 Kia Rondo from an apartment complext. Her momma reported it stolen. Police say the case is unfounded.
Just in time for the NCAA’s March madness someone is now the proud owner of six pairs of Nike Air Jordan shoes. The victim thinks it was a “friend” who entered his apartment and ran off with the goods.
Don’t mess with a landscaper. Someone tried it last week. It didn’t go so well. The incident took place near Augusta Street when a white male pulled up to a work truck – its driver was still sitting in the vehicle- and helped himself to a backpack leaf blower. The blower’s owner hopped out to have a word with the would-be thief and a struggle over the blower ensued. The sticky-fingered man fled the scene. Score one for the landscaper.
Ever wonder what wood pallets are good for? A thief a local tow yard made inventive use of them by using them to climb a fence and steal two radios.
Someone, somewhere is curled up with their TV, DVD, VCR combo grilling something on their stolen grill. The victim of this theft left a door unlocked and is now minus a way to watch movies and prepare supper.
Maurice and Tuggy are thieves and apparently bullies, too. They stole a video gaming system and 10 games from a victim last week. Then they called their victim. And now police know their names. Ahh, the perfect crime.


